Your ex girlfriend is a prostitute.
She was at my house last night. Nice enough girl, but that german accent reminds me of fat girls. I hate fat girls.
My band was on tour with you and 30 seconds back in 2005 and I have to admit, besides your over the top germ phobia and possibility of one day turning into the next Michael Jackson, I kinda thought you were takin care of business…
Then I moved to Hollywood and saw you with Tila Tequila, and last night I handcuffed your ex girlfriend while she laughed at your song coming on satellite radio and let me fart in her face.
Los Angeles; Day 580. 1:07am 2008
Over and Out,
-TeddyRevolution
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December 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm |
teddy u a crazy dude.
December 30, 2008 at 6:58 pm |
John Wayne Chapman personified